Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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