All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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