i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
barbara walters just said penis...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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