He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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