Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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