There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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