me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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