You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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