There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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