no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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