My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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