Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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