just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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