Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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