A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Houston, we have a squirter
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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