what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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