So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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