The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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