her vagine was all disorganized.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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