Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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