Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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