I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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