i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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