Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just found puke in my bra..
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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