none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Mom said you looked used
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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