Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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