Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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