Please, let me fuck your mom
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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