Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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