How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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