I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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