I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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