My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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