sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
You coming home soon, man?
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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