I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
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Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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