dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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