He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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