That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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