I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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