Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Just puked most of my soul out..
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