she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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