yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
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There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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