I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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