Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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