I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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