Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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