You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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