He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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