if you like me you must not know who I am
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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