i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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