I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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