Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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