In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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