if you like me you must not know who I am
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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